vocaroo

wut is your instagram plz

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:43:30 +0100

mattmcgrillen follow me for pictures of nothing important

spear-pillar: Pokemon Box Arts Gens 3 &...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:42:06 +0100

Pokemon Box Arts Gens 3 & 4

why is there a unicorn on your passport cover?

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:44 +0100

all horses have horns in england…. is it different in other places? that’s so weird

deerhoof: jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:40:16 +0100

deerhoof:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

GOD

fffcuk: vocaroo: it has arrived *trumpets start...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:31:00 +0100

fffcuk:

vocaroo:

it has arrived *trumpets start playing*

another illegal immigrant gains access to the UK

megan tries to be funny in a caption and fails

it has arrived trumpets start playing

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:27 +0100

it has arrived *trumpets start playing*

wheelcher2: I love waking up to Matt and Rahila’s snap chats it makes me feel cozy

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:25:03 +0100

wheelcher2:

I love waking up to Matt and Rahila’s snap chats it makes me feel cozy

mama-june: just remembered that time matt slipped me an e

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:24:40 +0100

mama-june:

just remembered that time matt slipped me an e

i’ve said swag sarcastically so much that it has genuinely become a part of me… i am...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:08:08 +0100

i’ve said swag sarcastically so much that it has genuinely become a part of me… i am half swag

did i really just wake up naturally at 6:45am nope no nope goodbye

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:46:03 +0100

did i really just wake up naturally at 6:45am nope no nope goodbye

i’ve heard that if you whisper “swag” 3 times while looking in the mirror, then...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:34:13 +0100

i’ve heard that if you whisper “swag” 3 times while looking in the mirror, then justin bieber will come to your house and steal all your snapbacks while you sleep

What about that woman in California who stabbed that cougar with a pen because it was attacking her husband? Should she have let the cougar kill her husband so you wouldn't think she was a piece of shit?

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:14 +0100

better question why the fuck did she choose a pen? did she want an autograph

foodnun replied to your post: how is your grandma? we’ve not heard from her lately ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:57 +0100

foodnun replied to your post: how is your grandma? we’ve not heard from her lately

matt

cyberbullys is that you

how is your grandma? we've not heard from her lately

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:44 +0100

oh my god i just realise my last post was me holding her at knifepoint I DIDN’T DO IT I SWEAR SHE’S FINE

Video

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:56 +0100

my passport arrived 12 days early so now i can book my holiday to amsterdam with my best friend like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:43 +0100

my passport arrived 12 days early so now i can book my holiday to amsterdam with my best friend like tomorrow maybe ahhhhh!!!!!!!

thequeenstons: bisubboy: thequeenstons: horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:28 +0100

thequeenstons:

bisubboy:

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

I, literally, cannot remember the last time I didn’t feel horny. I’m pretty sure it would have had to have been before puberty, but I was oddly fascinated by my own sexuality even as a young child. I can remember learning to masturbate to (dry, obviously) orgasm at about 3-4.

Thanks.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:08:36 +0100

jiggawhat replied to your post: if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece… i stood...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:22 +0100

jiggawhat replied to your post: if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece…

i stood on my dogs foot earlier

you fucking BITCH i’m reporting you

vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:02 +0100

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.