foodnun replied to your post: how is your grandma? we’ve not heard from her lately

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Anonymous: how is your grandma? we've not heard from her lately

oh my god i just realise my last post was me holding her at knifepoint I DIDN’T DO IT I SWEAR SHE’S FINE

(Source: videohall)

my passport arrived 12 days early so now i can book my holiday to amsterdam with my best friend like tomorrow maybe ahhhhh!!!!!!!

thequeenstons:

bisubboy:

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

I, literally, cannot remember the last time I didn’t feel horny. I’m pretty sure it would have had to have been before puberty, but I was oddly fascinated by my own sexuality even as a young child. I can remember learning to masturbate to (dry, obviously) orgasm at about 3-4.

Thanks.

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jiggawhat replied to your post: if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece…

i stood on my dogs foot earlier

you fucking BITCH i’m reporting you

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit

i just absolutely blew up on some random stranger oh my god

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