December 2011
tinychat wow cristina is drunk →
trying to make myself look good is like sprinkling glitter onto a dog shit
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Anonymous asked: how do you get peoples nudes? like what do YOU say to them? i'm being serious
instead of happy new years texts to everyone in my contacts list this year i’m sending happy new years sexts
my lucky lucky friends and family i mean not family what what
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Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend and a girlfriend?
wow i was on a skype call and my mum walked in and was like “ooh who are you talking to on skype? hello person!!! anyway do you want anything to eat?”
no i want a new mother
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abnormalthingslikeyou asked: lmao OMG YOU skyped with annie and her friend sara i told you that annie was obsesed with you..!! next time you skype im skyping with you guys so i can put some sense into them and not fangirl
i’m bored i’m going faceless photoblogging for the next half hour
u can find me here p.s. follow me i can follow back xxxxxx
julzcat:
guccimom:
vocaroo:
julzcat:
im so glad i got away from redux<3333
you will literally get hate for weeks i’m still getting it for changing my theme
same julz gave me more hate than anybody else for leaving redux!
tia bc u chose an ugly theme smfh
yeah julz gave me the most hate out of everyone but i’m supportive of her theme change and telling her it’s nice...
ier0:
my new year’s resolution is 1024x768
julzcat:
im so glad i got away from redux<3333
you will literally get hate for weeks i’m still getting it for changing my theme
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effurly replied to your post: oh my god why are my emotions literally destroyed…
are you on your period
no i am not on my full stop
oh my god why are my emotions literally destroyed i don’t understand
i was just listening to a happy song and it was making me sad and i wanted to cry then i burst out laughing but then burped and it made me sad again then i whispered “i feel sick” before looking at the tracked tag for food
oh well i’m putting shakira on and activating my colombian swag (: x
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Anonymous asked: do you think the world will end in 2012?
by the time i get used to it being 2012 its going to be nearly 2013
remember when i pranked an american garage shop and a man named dave answered and i asked him to be my friend and he simply replied “no”
no:
mean girls is on at 9 if anyone quotes it im going to kill you
what normal teenagers do when their parents leave the house
blast music, have parties, go out, invite friends over, etc
what i do when my parents leave the house
put a tiara on my dog and rename him “princess cinnamon”
it’s only 5pm and i’m drinking alcohol already
Watchpromo4homo:
09OHYRW GHOTJSNFGJKETTHRNFKLNHEAERTGBSF OHY MG FDO
I’M LAUGIHNG SO MUCH BUT WHY DO I SOUND LIKE A GIRL OKGFGHNBJDGJSDFGK
julzcat:
im on a skype call with matt and some weird fangirls who are obsessed with him….. its the creepiest thing ive ever experienced holy shit they know everything about him ive never experienced something so creepy in my entire life
i like how they memorised every post i’ve ever made and fangirl when i cough...
i hate americans they are the reason my sleeping pattern is destroyed
virginclub:
matt is cool
okay
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me: what's up
matt: what does that mean
matt: how do i respond to that
matt: i dont understand
achickenineverypoque:
irl-shitshow:
vocaroo:
idgi why is everyone freaking out about the girl that collected her menstrual blood
i find it….. inspirational…………………………
same
how do you find it inspirational? im curious
congratulations! you’re the new high scorer of “i didn’t understand this was a joke”
i can’t wait for itunes’s gift of the day!!! i wonder what it’s going to be!!! i’m so excit-
….
itunes gift was free album by david guetta
idgi why is everyone freaking out about the girl that collected her menstrual blood
i find it….. inspirational…………………………
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
WHAT
edwad:
people should hug more in porn
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homophobes replied to your post: omg it’s officially the last day of 2011 that’s so…
theres still tomorrow!
not in england
omg it’s officially the last day of 2011 that’s so sad i’m growing up and i don’t want to
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Anonymous asked: what is your new year's resolution?
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Anonymous asked: hi matt my name is teodozja can i add u on bbm you are my idol i really love you it would make my dreams come true. thanks xxxx
wow can someone add me on skype i will literally talk 2 anyone i’m so bored (i probably won’t that was a lie)
matt.mcgrillen add it now or i unfollwo u
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strangenessandacharm replied to your post: my mum can’t speak swedish but i can so whenever i…
not little pussy, little cunt. but hahahahahaha
i think pussy would be the best english equivalent because when you say “liten fitta på prärien” it means little pussy on the prarie and that’s like my CATCHPHRASE
my mum can’t speak swedish but i can so whenever i require her assistance i call her “liten fitta”
she thinks it’s an affectionate nickname
…it means ‘little pussy’
> tell followers u are under the influence
> receive numerous asks off people wanting promotions
ha ha ha nice try
watching steps reunite and perform is so cringeworthy
you’re all like 40
know when to retire from being a pop group
if i’m nice to people i’m either heavily drugged or just in an extremely rare nice mood
at the moment it’s the first one
hello friends
remember when i got deleted and reported 18 times for harrassment because i had the url “kate-mccann”
#offensive blogger swag
missing e
i told tumblr i’m going to carry on using missing e does this mean they will delete my blog now
my mum nearly saw my nudes folder i think she saw a flash of tit at least
literally the only swedish person in the world who has a phobia of fish