March 2012
i’m way too tired to go to college today can i just morph into a pigeon and fly away
February 2012
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wwiao:
i am still dealing with the tragic loss of my dear friend vaginastew
i need to stop emotionally attaching myself to movies and tv shows
i cried at pixar’s up……..twice
i cried at the help…………three times
i cried at futurama when fry’s dog waited for him
i cried at hachiko more than i’ve ever cried at anything in my life
i cried when digimon ended
i cried when ash said goodbye to his butterfree in pokemon
wow i’m watching the film hachiko and i’m crying omfg this is the saddest thing i’ve ever seen
that damn dog waited every day for 10 years for his dead owner to get off that train but he neVER GOT OFF WAH
the dog just died i can’t take this i’m going crying myself to sleep bye
it’s the 1st of march
you know what that means?
it’s exam results day in one week
my life ends in one week
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baconslothspugspizza asked: just so you know, to me and my friend you replying to our questions is the same as if destiny child got back together did a private performance just for you and also as a gift bought you a pug.
human-behave-yourself asked: What would you do if it was just me, and you, alone in a locked room?
baconslothspugspizza asked: Are you single? Because you look the guy I want to marry.
high-reg4rd asked: describe your ideal sexual experience
disaffect asked: how was your poop today
drhousescock asked: ur voice is so sexy can we have a sexing
bricksqvad asked: describe in detail how much you really hate me
superintendentchalmers asked: how long is a piece of string
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superintendentchalmers replied to your post: when people pronounce “ikea” like this when…
vocaroo.com/i/s033T…
you have http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hsnqyKDhiW
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when people pronounce “ikea” like this
when you’re supposed to say it like this
i remember when i was little and a girl in my class wanted to play rapunzel in the school’s production
but she had alopecia and it was just awkward for everybody
practically every week i steal the school cafeteria’s forks and knives and hide them in my friends’ bags for funsies and today the cafeteria staff told us they’ve got hardly any cutlery left for some strange reason
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bricksqvad replied to your post: i had a dream that i didn’t wanna go to school…
gues swhos back back back back again gain agin julzcats back back back tell a friend friend friend
i hope you realise i’m not ever going to speak to you or follow u ever again wow how embarrassing
i had a dream that i didn’t wanna go to school then i woke up and i didn’t wanna go to school
am i psychic
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saddeer replied to your post: did julz delete?
shes gonna come back and only follow friends and tell everyone not to say anything
she told me she’s not ever coming back as julzcat so she isn’t identified
she’ll probably be julzcat2
eluvian asked: did julz delete?
stares out of window at the stars and sheds a tear while listening to whenever wherever by shakira
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it’s actually kinda sad because i said i was going to bed 2 hours ago and now here i am still punching the air to independent women part 1 by destiny’s child
1612th:
vocaroo:
morphs into lunchbag rodriguez
morphs into lunchbag rodriguez
saddeer:
“i gots to baby, i am so sorry”
NO AIBILEEN DONT GO GOOD GOD IM SOBBING
i didn’t know prawn crackers were made out of actual prawns wow i’m gonna be sick all over the walls and ceiling why DIDN’T ANYONE STOP ME FROM EATING THEM WHY DID MY PARENTS BY THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW I HAVE A PHOBIA OF SEAFOOD
rydenism asked: Hi there. Wow. I just took a journey through your "me" tab and you are very very attractive.
satanz-lover asked: I'm gonna go take a huge poop, when i come back, i'll tell you how it was ok?
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“whenever someone does a read more i expect it to be all serious. not about...”
– alexis seeming a little disappointed in my latest read more
i just had the best poop ever
you know when you have good poops? that was a good poop
i think it even yelled on the way out “have a nice day matt!” and waved before hitting the water
billycandy asked: where's the video omg i wanna see it.
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1612th replied to your post: Hi, my names matt. I will devour you with my sarcastic comments whilst making you look a fool but feel special because I chose you out of thousands to pray on.
37 wow promo me
no one asked you 1612th
baconslothspugspizza asked: OMG YOU WERE THE KID WHO THREW A SAUSAGE AT HIS GRAN, YOU ARE MY HERO
baconslothspugspizza asked: Hi, my names matt. I will devour you with my sarcastic comments whilst making you look a fool but feel special because I chose you out of thousands to pray on.
pandacows:
does god have a flan for me?
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shortoflogic:
When “Pokemon” was first...
i wonder if my dog knows that he’s adopted
wienersaurus asked: hi my name is matt and all of you are inferior. don't interrupt me as i listen to destiny's child while petting my chihuahua Papi
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